The Hammer and Nigel Show
Tribute to Grandma Gone Wrong: Woman Photobombs Family by Flashing Breasts
A precious and cherished family memory has now become a precious and cherished family mammary thanks to the generous and selfless act of a breast-baring stranger. Sadly, this D-cup servant of mankind has gone unappreciated for her brave and loving sacrifice.
"(You see her) boob, nipple, everything," an unappreciative Monica Davila told ABC 13 in Houston.
"We're trying to recreate memories," ungrateful Davila added. "Having some chick's boob isn't allowing us to do that."
Editor's note: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MONICA DAVILA? YOUR FAMILY WILL BE CELEBRATING THIS MOMENT FOR GENERATIONS TO COME!
Ole' Stick in the Mud Monica told ABC 13 she made the (treasured) discovery while going through her vacation pictures from Garner State Park Monday morning.
"(We) had no idea that was going on," said Monica the Grump.
Davila says her husband's grandmother passed away recently, so the family planned a trip together in her honor, and to see that type of photobomb ruined what was supposed to be a fun friendly family gathering.
"I just feel completely disrespected," she said. "I just think this person should be held accountable. What she did was wrong. There were kids there watching her."
Editor's Note: OH DAMN IT, MONICA! LIGHTEN UP! EMBRACE THE MAJESTIC GIFT OF A STRANGER! 3X5 WALLET GLOSSIES FOR EVERYONE! 'MERICA!
Davila said she called Uvalde police to file a report and also decided to share it on Facebook.
"Me personally, I think this is a big deal," she said.
Editor's Note: Monica strikes me as the kind of gal who considers the program "Murder She Wrote" risque.
Check out Monica's story for yourself:
I'm guessing Monica brings that same sense of fun and spirit into the bedroom with her husband each night. Lucky fella!
The folks on Twitter don't seem to be sharing in Monica's grief, but they're genuinely interested in her story!
Anyhow, Hammer and Nigel discussed Monica Davila's plight on Wednesday's broadcast.