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(David Crotty/Getty Images) California Representative and certified ignoramus Maxine Waters is hoping Americans “will turn the television off” tonight when President Trump delivers the State of the Union address. According to Mad Moronic Max, the Commander in Chief is just not “...
(Pacific Press/Getty Images) Once upon a time there was a highly successful actor who forgot that life is NOT a movie. Hollywood superstar, Liam Neeson - the "I will find you and I will kill you" guy - admitted in a recent interview that he once walked the streets with a weapon...
CLICK HERE FOR THE LATEST ON THE H&N SOTU BINGO CONTROVERSY. NO JOKE; PEOPLE ARE GENUINELY PISSED! We all know how much you can't wait to watch President Trump give the State of the Union Address, but we at the Hammer and Nigel show have found a way to make it even more...
(Alex Edelman/Getty Images) A restaurant owner in California says he will no longer serve customers who wear “Make America Great Again” hats at his eatery. “It hasn’t happened yet, but if you come to my restaurant wearing a MAGA cap, you aren’t getting served, same as if you...
(Bill Clark/Getty Images) Add another name to the "left-wing a-holes running for President" list. The senator from New Jersey annoucned his candiacy Friday morning. "We need to have leaders in this country who understand what patriotism means, and patriotism means love of...
(Steven Ferdman / Contributor / Getty Images) Hey, remember when Kentucky Senator Rand Paul got the living piss beat out of him by his neighbor? Well, a jury says that neighbor best pony up and pay the piper now! Rene Boucher, the Republican senator’s neighbor in Kentucky,...
(Allen Berezovsky / Contributor / Getty Images) The incredibly sexy, Disney mega-babe "Snow White" returned to the Hammer and Nigel show Thursday to read the latest round of Trump tweets! Who would have thought you'd live to see the day when "Snow White" would say the word "...
(Gilbert Carrasquillo / Contributor / Getty Images) From EW: Unlike years past, the NFL will forego holding a press conference with their 2019 Super Bowl halftime show headliners Maroon 5 ahead of the big show. A representative for the NFL told PEOPLE in a statement on Tuesday...
(TASS/Getty Images) Well, this story should convince you to go full Tide-Pod. 29 year-old Matt Crull spent 41 days in a Florida jail on charges of heroin possession. The problem? His heroin was actually laundry detergent. “(It’s) very surreal when you’re sitting in jail with a...