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(Photo: Instagram/AwkwardFamilyPhotos) Ah, love! Love is a many splendored thing - even if the word "splendored" doesn't exist in the English dictionary. Love is patient. Love is kind. Love is your mother-in-law commissioning a jeweler to create a penis pendant in commemoration...
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(Al Bello/Getty Images) Dan Dakich of 107.5 and 1070 "The Fan" is taking issue with a few of Colts' quarterback Andrew Luck's stated reasons for his retirement from the NFL. Luck announced his retirement in a Saturday press conference, calling it the hardest decision of life. “I...
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(Getty Images/KevinDerrick) H&N Pro Tip: Septic tanks are NOT suitable for doing laps. Yes, it's been unseasonably hot this summer, and the chance to cool down by going for a refreshing swim in a pool of human waste is indeed a most tempting idea. Nevertheless, a proper...
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(radub85/Getty Images) Target stores are now selling an all-new edition parody edition of Monopoly and poor little leftists are losing their minds over it. The latest version of the popular game from Hasbro excoriates Socialism and features taglines such as “what’s yours is ours...
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(lisafx/Getty Images) Trigger Warning: This one's a tear-jerker... While vow renewals are relatively common reaffirmations of a couple's enduring love for one another, they don't usually strike much of an emotional chord for anyone outside of the couple, their family, and...
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(Photo: WIBC/Hammer and Nigel) Liberal politicians love to promise gullible and uninformed voters free stuff. You want free college? Free healthcare? How about some free money for being of a certain skin color or cultural heritage? You can have it all! Simply vote for one of the...
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(MUSTAFFA KAMAL IKLIL / Getty Images) A man who was under the influence of drugs was arrested in California after cops found him attempting to use gauze and Band-Aids to patch two flat tires on his SUV. What an idiot. Any fool would know that's a job for Flex Tape. Photos shared...
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(Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images) Attention Kellyanne Conway: You cannot serve two masters. You must choose. Is your allegiance to Donald Trump or to your husband, "Jabba The Hut"? We're hoping Kellyanne has the good sense to stand with the President - especially since her husband...
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(Getty Images/Mario Tama) H&N Helpful Hint #284: Don't use a blowtorch to clear the weeds around your house. You would assume, of course, that the aforementioned tip would be blatantly obvious to all thinking persons who are living within the boundaries of these continental...