There are three reasons to go to a Hooters establishment:
- Boobs
- Butts
- Beers
That’s it. And don’t tell me about their wings. The wings aren’t that good, but unlike Papa John’s Wings with Honey Chipotle Sauce, they’re at least edible.
Side Note: Why is a pizza place making wings anyway? What man turns to his buddies on a Saturday night and says, “You know what I’ve got a craving for tonight, bros? Low-grade chicken wings delivered by an overweight delivery boy with poor grooming habits. Call Papa Johns!”
Boobs, Butts, and Beers… That’s the Hooters experience.
Sadly, “Generation Woke” is about to tear away yet another treasured piece of our nation’s fabric by complaining about the chain’s awesome new uniforms.
Today’s Target of The Woke: The design of the shorts for Hooters’ new uniforms.
The Alleged Problem: The shorts look like underwear, reveal too much butt cheek, and give gals a constant wedgie.
The Verdict: There’s no problem from our perspective, ladies.
Seriously, quit the whining, gals. When you accept a job at Hooters you accept the uniform requirements too. Do you think police officers are “comfortable” wearing kevlar vests on a hot day? Of course not, but it’s part of the gig. And like police officers, your job is to serve your community. So put your shorts on and bring me my beer!
Men, Hooters is our last stand. We gave the ‘woke’ the White House, social media, universities, statues, and Mrs. Butterworth. Hooters is where we hold the line.
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