Hollywood superstar and former Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger enjoys the finer things in life:
A good cigar…
A post-workout homoerotic photoshoot…
Some deeply dispassionate and unsatisfying sex with the hired help…
But that’s not all, friend. The Terminator also gets his jollies by releasing the occasional bottom breezer in a co-star’s face!
“End of Days” actress Miriam Margolyes courageously came forward this week to share her heartwrenching tale of Arnold Schwarzenegger assaulting her with a vicious air biscuit in 1999.
“He farted in my face,” Margolyes said on a recent episode of news.com.au’s I’ve Got News for You podcast. “Now, I fart, of course, I do – but I don’t fart in people’s faces,” the victim, clearly shaken, explained. “He did it deliberately, right in my face.”
She bravely continued: “I was playing Satan’s sister and he was killing me, so he had me in a position where I couldn’t escape and lying on the floor. And he just farted. It wasn’t on film, it was in one of the pauses, but I haven’t forgiven him for it.”
Our best wishes to Ms. Margoyles. Protein shake and steroid farts are no laughing matter.
https://omny.fm/shows/hammer-and-nigel-show/arnold-schwarzenegger-farted
