By all accounts, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard had an extremely volatile relationship.
There was fighting and alleged physical abuse. There was drinking and drug use. Johnny’s finger got severed.
And there was this incident:
And this one:
But none of those things was the final deal-breaker in the celebrity couple’s marriage.
No, the final straw, according to Johnny Depp, was fecal in nature. More specifically, Amber (or one of her friends) allegedly took a dump on Johnny’s side of their bed.
The Date: April 22, 2016,
The Occasion: Amber was throwing a birthday party for HERSELF at their downtown L.A. penthouse.
The Inciting Incident: Johnny showed up late to Amber’s party and decided he would bail. Amber got mad, so Johnny responded by doing what any loving husband would do in a similar situation: he threw a wine bottle at her.
The Reply: Depp received a phone call the next morning from his beloved housekeeper. After the usual general pleasantries, Johnny’s housekeeper informed the star that “someone” had inadvertently evacuated their bowels on his side of the bed and then put the covers over it to conceal the evidence.
The Conjecture: Johnny thinks Amber wanted him to unsuspectingly hop in bed and hit the poop.
The Evidence:
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Hammer and Nigel have more in the clip below.
