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Drunk Topless Woman Spotted Chewing on a Miniature Horse’s Mane, Tells Cops It Was Made of ‘Laffy Taffy’

This woman didn’t try to claim she was sober when she got busted for public intoxication. Good call, because it would’ve been an impossible argument to make.

Police in LaFollette, Tennessee responded to a call this week after someone spotted a TOPLESS WOMAN in their yard chewing on their miniature horse’s mane.

That woman turned out to be 47-year-old Cynthia Teeple. And when the cops got there and asked her what she was doing, she casually replied, “The horse’s hair is made of Laffy Taffy and Airheads.”

Non-Stunning Discovery: Cynthia had taken METH earlier that day. And before she moved onto the horse’s mane for dessert, she’d also chewed some grass and dirt in the yard.

She was arrested for public intoxication.

Hammer and Nigel have more in today’s edition of “Lewd Nude Dude in the News.


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