The American Meteorologist is a mighty hero in our grateful nation’s eyes.
The value of their ability to accurately predict the weather on occasion is incalculable…
Their talent with green screens is near God-like…
The graphics they utilize are of a quality that surpasses the finest efforts of Industrial Light & Magic…
Many have given their lives in service to this great profession…
What separates this special breed of superheroes from the rest of us? Their courage to be themselves. Their ability to be vulnerable. Their willingness to “share their essence” with the viewing audience.
Yes, the American meteorologist has the same level of control over their digestive system as they do over the weather. And we at the Hammer and Nigel program heartily thank them for their many on-air bottom bazooka contributions.
Please to Enjoy: “Great Moments In On-Air Tail Scutter History.
Selection 1: “The Bumsen Burner Bung Blast Bow”
Selection 2: “Kermit’s Crack Concert”
Selection 3: “The Backup Bubbler”
Selection 4: “The Post Presentation Power Puff”
Selection 5: “The Pre-Presentation Pants Puffer”
Honorable Mention: “Cloudy With A Chance Of Cornhole Clap”
This thoughtful written commentary for the intellectual mind has been brought to you by the Hammer and Nigel Show.
https://omny.fm/shows/hammer-and-nigel-show/great-moments-in-on-air-gas-history
