BOSTON, MA - MAY 30: Former United States Attorney General Eric Holder is interviewed by Jeffrey Toobin for a discussion on gerrymandering and its impact on the American politcal system at the Edward M. Kennedy Institute for the United States Senate on May 30, 2018 in Boston, Massachusetts. Holder is a partner at Covington and serves as the Chairman of the National Democratic Redistricting Committee. (Photo by Paul Marotta/Getty Images)
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H&N Records Releases Tribute To Disgraced CNN Analyst Jeffrey Toobin

CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin REALLY likes election simulations – so much so, in fact, that it cost him his long-time job as a reporter at The New Yorker – but NOT CNN apparently.

Toobin was fired by the New Yorker in November of last year for an incident in which he inadvertently exposed himself during a Zoom call with his colleagues. Toobin was allegedly seen masturbating in what was supposed to be a 10-minute “strategy session” along party lines.

Editor’s Note: Who gets turned on by election simulations?  Seriously, fellas, when you go to the fertility clinic to make sure all your little “swimmers” are performing their aquatic maneuvers properly, how many of you reach for the copy of Newsweek over the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue?

Moving on…

It appears as though CNN never officially released Toobin and he’s still under contract with the network. This discovery has prompted speculation that Toobin might be poised for a comeback!

In celebration of Jeffrey Toobin’s ability to survive his embarrassing ordeal, Hammer and Nigel Records are pleased to present: “Strokin’ in the Zoom Room!”

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