WIBC host Tony Katz has been big timing Hammer and Nigel for the last several weeks, forcing the hosts of Indy’s #1-rated radio program to look elsewhere for guests.
It was a grueling search for the guys, but after sending producer TKW into multiple unsanitary bathhouses in the area, Mega Mondo sprung into action and dragged Rob Kendall out of the establishment’s celebrity room (Rob snuck in), hosed him off, and threw him into the guest chair at the WIBC studios on Monument Circle.
Within moments, Rob jumped to his feet and began an exotic dance routine that he’d learned from a homeless man who once appeared as an extra in an episode of “Soul Train.”
“Hey dumbass, you’re here to talk about local politics – not fuel even MORE rumors about your latent homosexual tendencies.” yelled host Jason Hammer as he sprayed Kendall down with the nearest fire extinguisher.
“For the last time, I’m tough and intimidating!” replied Kendall as he continued to sashay about the room.
“Then what’s with the toddler-sized T-shirts?” asked Nigel.
“It calms me down,” said Kendall. “It’s like getting a giant bearhug all day long.”
“Okay, how about you don’t talk about getting hugs from bears while wearing that?” replied Hammer.
“Stop it! The WIBC studio is supposed to be a safe space! And where are my Crayons?” screamed Kendall, tears welling in his eyes.
“Question for you, Rob. How many Taylor Swift concerts did you attend last year?” asked Nigel
“I like her music, okay? yelled Kendall, his rage becoming increasingly apparent. “It’s empowering!”
“Fine, chill out,” replied Hammer in an attempt to calm Rob’s emotions. “Just bring us up to speed on the latest asinine decisions from the Hogsett administration and then you can go have a strawberry daiquiri somewhere.”
“Long Island!” screamed Kendall.
“Just do the segment!” ordered Nigel.
That segment is available for your listening pleasure by clicking the link below. It’s an exciting and inciteful moment of quality radio that will forever alter your way of life. Upon hearing it in its entirety, no less than his Holiness The Pope issued the following statement direct from the Vatican: “It is as it was.”
https://omny.fm/shows/hammer-and-nigel-show/rob-kendall-talks-mayor-hogsetts-new-plans
