Jim Bakker… Jimmy Swaggart… Robert Tilton…
America might not be #1 in stuff like graduation rates, literacy, or mass transit, but when it comes to cranking out high-profile pastors who drive believers AWAY from their faith, we totally kick China’s ass.
Sadly, the waning popularity of low-budget televangelism has made it challenging for men of the cloth to bring nationwide shame upon themselves, but there is hope.
Missouri Pastor Stewart-Allen Clark recently went viral preaching on the importance of wives pleasing their husbands and ‘not letting themselves go.’
“Now look, I’m not saying that every woman can be the epic trophy wife of all time like Melania Trump,” Clark told the ladies in his congregation. “Most women can’t be trophy wives… but maybe a participation trophy. All I can say is not everybody looks like that, Amen? But you don’t need to look like a butch either!”
“Men want their wives to look good at home and in public, can I get an Amen?”
Ah, such a heartwarming message heading into National Women’s Day, no?
“God made men to be drawn to beautiful women. We are made this way. We can’t help ourselves.”
Pastor Clark “thanked God” for makeup and advised women to seek advice from their supermodel husbands on what looks good.
“It’s important that he thinks you’re hot! It’s important because he’s going to look, and you want him looking at you.”
Here’s the uplifting video:
https://twitter.com/BriRibalta/status/1367726377340825602?s=20
You have to respect Pastor Clark’s deeply offensive and sexist candor.
Pastor Clark’s Wife: “Honey, do I look fat in this choir robe?”
Pastor Clark: “Yes. Yes, you very much do! VERY much. Very much indeed. Did you remember to throw up today?”
No word on Pastor Clark’s stance on men incessantly farting in bed and developing massive beer guts.
Hammer and Nigel have more exciting details about Pastor Clark’s inspiring tale of making marriage work through fat-shaming in today’s edition of “Is This Anything?”
https://omny.fm/shows/hammer-and-nigel-show/is-this-anything-3
