“Mommy, I’m Scared”: 7 Joe Biden Photos That Are Guaranteed to Frighten Your Child

President Joe Biden might be losing his mental faculties, but he can still traumatize an innocent child with the best of them.

Fact: Scaring children and inducing nightmares requires a highly specialized skill set that is only developed through years of practice and professional training.

Fact: Any average ‘Joe’ can hide under a child’s bed and grab an ankle at the opportune time, but to produce genuine horror in the heart of the adolescent – quality terror that requires multiple decades of unsuccessful therapy – demands extraordinary discipline and focus in order to be successful. Joe Biden, President of the United States, is such a man.

Behold now, a few highlights from the President’s portfolio of excellence in a sample from the upcoming book, “Joe Biden is Creepy AF, V4: Adolescent Horror and Medical Challenges Edition.”

#1: “The Poltergeist”

#2: “The Hospice Bound”

#3 “The Pacifier Thief”

#4 “The Abduction”

#5 “The Grandma’s Not With Us Anymore”

#6 “The Snuggler”

#7 “The Pearl Necklace”

And keep your eyes peeled for the highly-anticipated “Joe Biden is Creepy AF, V5: Discount Celebrity Impressions,” due to arrive in surviving retail outlets soon!

Here’s a preview:

“Dueling Oswalds” 

“The Kinison”

“The Fried Naner & Peanut Butter Tribute”

*Please Note: Some of these photos have been altered for the purpose of upsetting Democrats. Joe Biden never put a gun in a woman’s mouth, but he DID put a pacifier in HIS mouth.