A woman who was peed on during a plane ride shares her story.

Not Holy Water: Pastor Pees on Sleeping Woman During Delta Flight

You know, flying just isn’t what it used to be. There was a time when people actually showered and dressed up before hopping on a plane. Now you’re lucky if the guy sitting next to you is wearing shoes and socks.

Yes, the experience of flying today has declined to the point that we don’t even think they should refer to them as “airplanes” anymore. They should be called “city busses with wings.”

Alicia Beverly of Detroit knows all about the decline in airline standards. Alicia and her sister were on-board a Delta flight recently when a well-known North Carolina pastor dropped his trousers and went wee-wee on her.

Beverly told WJBK in Detroit she was fast asleep when the feeling of “something warm” woke her up.

When what to her wondering eyes did appear, but a puddle of urine from pastor’s peter.

“I screamed, and that woke everybody up,” Beverly told the station.

After Pastor PeePee “shook himself off,” without saying a word, Beverly says she could see “a puddle of pee in the seats.”

The pastor was arrested by an off-duty police officer who rushed over and restrained the man without incident. He didn’t even have to shoot the pastor in the leg!

The moral of the story: Flying sucks. Hop a boxcar instead.

Hammer and Nigel have more audio from Alicia Beverly in today’s edition of “Is This Anything?”

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