Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) questions Postmaster General Louis DeJoy during a hearing before the House Oversight and Reform Committee on August 24, 2020 in Washington, DC. The committee is holding a hearing on "Protecting the Timely Delivery of Mail, Medicine, and Mail-in Ballots."
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is selling sweaters to rich people to punish rich people. (Photo by Tom Williams-Pool/Getty Images)

Ocasio-Cortez: Buy My Overpriced Clothes to Punish Rich Capitalists

Anti-capitalist Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is selling overpriced sweatshirts to punish rich people.

The Democratic socialist’s website features super-expensive apparel with slogans that are virtually GUARANTEED to get you into a physical altercation if you wear them in public.

For a mere $58, you too can own an AOC-approved sweatshirt with super fun sayings like:

  • “Abolish ICE”
  • “Drink water & don’t be racist”
  • “Tax the rich”

Want one?

As anticipated, the former bartender is taking some major punishment on social media for her inability to recognize the irony in her clothing line.

“AOC is selling $65 dollar sweatshirts that say ‘tax the rich’ that only rich ppl can afford. Should just say ‘Tax Me,’” wrote user @MattsIdeaShop on Wednesday with a photo of the “Tax the rich” top.

“When you’re aiming for socialism but you hit capitalism,” they added.

“Only the rich can afford this idiotic sweatshirt,” wrote Daily Wire editor Ben Shapiro.

And for pro-socialists who need to stretch their government welfare check as far as it will go, AOC is also selling “Green New Deal” organic baby onesies for $25, a $28 “abolish ICE” cap, and a Green New Deal dog collar for $17.

By the way, AOC’s “Tax The Rich” sweatshirt was initially priced at $60 before it was reduced by a generous $2 (plus tax and shipping, of course).

And for those of you who change your gender on a daily basis, fret not. AOC’s merchandise features a “gender-neutral fit.”

Please Note: The previous sentence is not a joke.

We’ll spend our capitalist dollars on beer, AOC. Thanks though!


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