President Joe Biden viciously and without provocation Wednesday heartlessly murdered an innocent cicada prior to boarding Air Force One.
Gutwrenching footage of the horrific incident was captured and later posted to social media by a journalist who was present when the killing took place.
“It all happened so fast,” said a witness who spoke to the media on the condition of anonymity out of fear for her safety. “I knew the Clintons had racked up a few kills in their day, but Biden always seemed so gentle and kind,” she added. “He was ‘America’s Grandpa,’ but he threw it all away. I felt sick afterward.”
Paramedics were called to the scene and immediately began resuscitation efforts, which were unsuccessful. The cicada was officially declared “fully mashed and completely dead, dead, dead” at 2:45 pm EST.
Footage of the president’s callous and intentional “swat and run” can be viewed by clicking on the link below. Be advised, the footage is extremely graphic.
The President swats a cicada off of his neck before getting on Air Force One. pic.twitter.com/l0kuaLWyss
— Kate Sullivan (@KateSullivanDC) June 9, 2021
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