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President Typhoid Mary did his part to prolong the Coronavirus pandemic Thursday.

Biden and Justice Stephen Breyer appeared together Thursday at the White House to announce Breyer’s retirement from the Supreme Court.

As the thrilling event drew to a close, Biden took the opportunity to hand his germ-infested mask to Breyer, who put politely placed it in his pocket.

To be fair, Biden only pledged to provide high-quality masks to every American. He never specified that those masks would be unused.