Controversial though it may be, scientists have long speculated that the mind of the average liberal voter is superior to that of the conservative as a result of differences in the evolutionary development of the two groups.
While conservatives trace their ancestry to Adam and Eve and give credit for their creation to a perfect and Almighty God, liberals are in near-universal agreement that they evolved from apes.
This evolutionary difference between the two groups has led researchers to conclude that much like their feces-flinging ancestors, the liberals’ craniums are generally much thicker than those of the conservative. This genetic difference in cranial cavities allows the liberals’ skulls to remain virtually impenetrable, shielding their brains from unwelcome intrusions of reality, logic, and truth.
According to scientists, this distorted perception of the world around them is a sort of emotional survival mechanism. While conservatives are plagued by worries about the very real challenges our country faces and the inherent dangers posed by a dementia-riddled man serving as Commander-in-Chief, the liberal is able to maintain a near-euphoric state of emotional calm in the face of a disturbing reality. This genetic difference is an especially useful survival tool in the event of a national disaster such as President Joe Biden’s first press conference.
Yes, President Biden is undoubtedly suffering from some form of cognitive decline, and his disturbing performance at Thursday night’s presser made that blatantly clear to conservatives and moderates alike – but not liberals.
Exhibit 1A: Biden Answers A Question On Gun Control By Talking About Capping Wells.
LOL. Biden is just RAMBLING now! 🤣🤡 pic.twitter.com/4Ya3BLo75G
— 🇺🇸Maggie VandenBerghe🇺🇸 (@FogCityMidge) March 25, 2021
Exhibit 2A: Biden “Says Something Outrageous,” Then Forgets What He’s Talking About.
https://t.co/Lg8I8XLld0 pic.twitter.com/jL6okKxwUG
— Eddie Zipperer (@EddieZipperer) March 25, 2021
Exhibit 3A: Biden Randomly Yells In The Middle Of Statements.
Watch Biden randomly start yelling in the middle of answer about tax rates pic.twitter.com/A0o4hTcfkn
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) March 25, 2021
Exhibit 4A: Biden Came To The Senate 120 Years Ago.
BREAKING: Grandpa Joe is over 120 years old!pic.twitter.com/csxIJiw5uQ
— Stephen Lawson (@StephenLawson_) March 25, 2021
Exhibit 5A: Biden Hasn’t Gone To Border Because He Doesn’t Want Secret Service To Get In The Way.
Biden hasn't gone to the border because he doesn't want the Secret Service to get in the way? pic.twitter.com/mceRUbmUOQ
— Eddie Zipperer (@EddieZipperer) March 25, 2021
Exhibit 6A: 78-Year-Old Biden Rambles About His Intentions To Run For Re-Election in 2024.
After saying he would run for re-election, Pres. Biden says when asked again by CNN's @kaitlancollins
"I've never been able to plan four and a half, three and a half years ahead for certain… I've become a great respecter of fate in my life." pic.twitter.com/AAsPuyHmCA
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) March 25, 2021
*Side Note: That woman who has to interpret Biden’s comments for the deaf? That job has to be pure hell.
Yes, there were oodles and oodles of evidence Thursday night that President Joe Biden is undoubtedly losing his mental faculties, and by Friday morning, conservatives, poor souls, were in an utter panic.
Conversely, the blissful denial of reality inherent in the liberals’ minds protected them from feelings of unpleasantness and/or concerns about America’s future.
.@JoeBiden @POTUS is crushing this press conference.
— Jennifer Granholm (@JenGranholm) March 25, 2021
Absolutely. We may be looking at a truly great president. He could teach multiple college courses tomorrow. On foreign policy, labor economics, immigration, constitutional governance and US history. His responses were so clear, thoughtful and honest, it almost took my breath away
— David Pixley (@davidpixley62) March 25, 2021
Yes, he is. He is sharp as a tack, funny, wise, empathetic, and clear-eyed. So glad he is my President at this moment in time. THIS is what Presidential leadership looks like.
— Melanie Saint James (@MelanieSaintJa1) March 25, 2021
I know. He's so smart, so conversant on the enormous range of issues, and has theoretical as well as practical understanding of what is going on, why, and what to do about it, totally comfortable with just saying the truth. I am so happy and impressed.
— Diana Ricketts (@dinerlee) March 25, 2021
He is the most understated miracle in our history. An absolute treasure.
— Beverly Shields (@judynbea) March 25, 2021
How very refreshing, a President who actually speaks in full sentences, full paragraphs, even.
— Flo Martin (@FlomamaFlo) March 25, 2021
These strikingly opposite perceptions of President Biden’s first press conference from conservatives versus liberals is truly a fascinating look at the extraordinary genetic differences between our two political species.
The science is settled: liberals are oblivious to the reality that Joe Biden is mentally unfit to hold office – ANY office. As a result, the liberals’ emotions will remain in a state of homeostasis for the duration of the Biden presidency – estimated at six-months or less. Thus, they can sleep well at night while their country implodes, forcing conservatives to clean up their mess following the 2022 midterms.
Mock n’ Rob expound upon the above theory in the following clip.
