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Do you hate Donald Trump? Do you want to see the Commander-in-Chief dragged from the White House and hanged? Would your heart be blessed by the “cleansing” of all Trump supporters from society?

If you answered “yes” to any of the above, you’re a perfect fit for Joe Biden’s upcoming inauguration theme: “America United.”

But it’s a divisive time in America, folks. The political climate has never been more riddled with hate for our political adversaries.

That being the case, how will the morally-superior race political party achieve their brave new world vision of a united America?

By banning conservatives from social media, suppressing speech, and calling Trump supporters “domestic terrorists.’ And if they don’t like it, there’s always the option of reeducation camps – a place where it’s PERFECTLY okay to lock kids in cages because it’s for a “good” cause.

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And don’t worry if you can’t afford the travel arrangements, conservatives. Democrats are more than happy to pick up the tab to get you to camp on time.

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Yes, President-elect Joe Biden will stand before the American people on January 20 and deliver a message rooted in a theme of “America United,” his transition team announced Monday.

“At a time of unprecedented crisis and deep divisions, America United reflects the beginning of a new national journey that restores the soul of America, brings the country together, and creates a path to a brighter future,” a statement from the transition team read.

And if conservatives domestic terrorists can’t get on board with that, they’ll stand before Darth Schumer and Supreme Emperor Pelosi for sentences.

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Save us the empty “America United” rhetoric, Mr. Biden.

Side Note: Ever notice how calls to “unite” are often issued by those in Washington who just got their own way? How coincidental.

Enjoy Mock n’ Rob tearing into President-Elect Joe Biden.

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