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The singer, songwriter, and limousine liberal issued an urgent plea last Friday for pro-choice women to go on a ‘sex strike’ in protest against the new abortion bill in Texas.

“I suggest that all women refuse to have sex with men until they are guaranteed the right to choose by Congress,” the star of “Hocus Pocus” tweeted Friday.

Rejoice, conservatives. This is one of those rare occasions when a Hollywood celebrity said something intelligent. Savor it because they’re few and far between.

Consider the following:

  • Liberal women are pro-abortion. Conservative women are pro-life.
  • Liberals date and marry other liberals because they absolutely detest conservatives – especially Trump supporters.
  • Liberals refusing to have sex with each other reduces their odds of producing liberal offspring. That’s good for America!
  • If all women who would be willing to abort their own child refuse to have sex, that completely eliminates the need for abortion clinics nationwide!

God bless you, Bette. I’ve never seen “Beaches” and your music makes me want to abort myself, but I fully support your protest and urge all liberal women to do the same.

Yes, Bettle Midler won’t be having any sex for the foreseeable future. Her husband must be so relieved.