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78-year-old Joe Biden viciously attacked a female foreign dignitary at the COP26 summit last week.

His weapon of choice: a noxious air biscuit.

Camilla Parker Bowles, Duchess of Cornwall, was the victim of Biden’s aerial assault and is suffering from PTSD, according to the New York Post.

“Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it,” a source told the media outlet. “It was long and loud and impossible to ignore.”

The attack occurred as Parker Bowles and President Biden were making small talk at the global climate change gathering in Scotland last week.

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A witness at the scene captured a photograph of the assault in progress:

No further injuries or fatalities from the incident were reported.

Biden’s heartless attack on the Duchess is the latest in a series of important American stories related to the President’s intestinal distress.

WIBC’s Hammer and Nigel show reported last week that #PresidentPoopyPants allegedly soiled himself while visiting the Pope in Rome.

Mock n’ Rob have the latest update on the Duchess of Cornwall’s condition in today’s edition of Speedround.

https://omny.fm/shows/mock-rob/speed-round-11-08-21-biden-s-fart-heard-around-the