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TEN LITTLE TURNCOATS 

by Henry Gibson

Ten little turncoats, none of them had a spine.

Valadao voted “yes,” and then there were nine;

Nine little turncoats, each one filled with hate,

Kinzinger voted “yes” and forever sealed his fate.

Eight little turncoats in support of speech suppression.

Tom Rice joined with the sheep and then there were seven;

Seven little turncoats up to their old tricks

Cheney sold her soul, leaving only six.

Six little turncoats struggling to politically survive.

Meijer said “yes” then panicked as his approval rating took a dive.

Five little turncoats trembling on the House floor.

Gonzalez fell back into the swamp and then there were four.

Four little turncoats on an impeachment spree,

Newhouse did as he was told by House Speaker Pelosi;

Three little turncoats whose political careers are through,

Katko voted “yes” and told constituents “@#$% you!”

Two little turncoats: Herrera and Upton.

Both enjoy your current term, it will be your last one.

So Who Were The Chicken-Hearted Conservatives Who Pointlessly Voted to Impeach President Donald Trump?

  1. Rep. Adam Kinzinger of Illinois
  2. Rep. Liz Cheney of Wyoming
  3. Rep. John Katko of New York
  4. Rep. Fred Upton of Michigan
  5. Rep. Jaime Herrera Beutler of Washington
  6. Rep. Dan Newhouse of Washington
  7. Rep. Peter Meijer of Michigan
  8. Rep. Anthony Gonzalez of Ohio
  9. Rep. Tom Rice of South Carolina
  10. Rep. David Valadao of California

Mock n’ Rob get into an epic fight in the clip below. No word on their condition as of yet, but Rob’s a biter, so prepare for the worst.

https://omny.fm/shows/mock-rob/mock-loved-trumps-speech-last-night-as-rob-questio