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Are you one of the fine American citizens who experiences life under Biden as slightly less pleasurable than performing an appendectomy on yourself with a butter knife drenched in salty lemon juice? If so, friend, consider what it would be like living in a world run by a wet-brained Nancy Pelosi.

As it turns out, old Nance herself regularly sits down with a bucket of wine and thinks about what it would be like to rule the galaxy.

Take heart, America. With each passing day, she’s edging ever closer to striking the above pose while lying in a pine box.

But back on point, Nancy Pelosi enjoys thinking about what it would be like to rule the world. We know this because the babbling botox-infused Speaker of the House revealed her delusional fantasy to an audience at the 67th Annual Session of the NATO Parliamentary Assembly in Lisbon, Portugal.

PELOSI: “Again, in fact, when people ask me if you ruled the world, what one thing would you do? I think about that a lot.”

Now look, I don’t believe for a second that ANY person in the history of Nancy Pelosi’s pathetic political career has asked her what she would do if she “ruled the world.” I do, however, take Nancy’s word that she regularly thinks about what it would be like to be the authoritarian dictator of the entire global community.

“What would I do if I ruled the world?” is a sick and perverted question that is rooted in the self-delusional fantasies of a narcissistic sociopath. And yet, it is a common fantasy shared by all morally bankrupt and power-hungry progressives in Washington. It’s the kind of thing they think about while making love to spouses who no longer get them excited.

Nancy Pelosi is a sick woman who represents a sick ideology. God help us if anything happens to Biden and Harris before 2024. And that’s really saying something.

Speaking of 2024, Florida Governor Rob DeSantis might be the one and only hope Republicans have in the next presidential election. Mock n’ Rob discussed this in today’s edition of Speedround.

https://omny.fm/shows/mock-rob/speed-round-10-12-21-desantis-acknowledges-columbu