White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki stormed out of Tuesday’s press briefing following several tense exchanges with our nation’s current treasure of journalism.
https://twitter.com/CalebJHull/status/1450522698384384004?s=20
What dilled Jen’s pickle to the point that she passive-aggressively stormed from the room, neglecting to don her favorite Chinese-made mask in the process?
This fella:
His Name: Peter Doocy.
Occupation: Annoying the crap out of Jen Psaki in press briefings.
Current Ranking: Ninja
Yes, Peter Doocy was born with a purpose, and he’s living his best life in the era of the Biden administration.
Behold Doocy’s mastery in the art of “Pissing Off Psaki,” featuring selections from Tuesday, October 18 and 19, 2021.
Selection 1: In which Doocy asks why the administration is sneaking migrants into cities under cover of night if immigration is so good for our country.
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1450521154318372867?s=20
Selection 2: In which Doocy suggests Pete Buttigieg return to work and stop ‘playing house’ with his sweetie during a supply chain crisis.
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1450537012147204099?s=20
Random Question: Why does Psaki always look like she’s trying to keep from releasing a fart?
Selection 3: In which Doocy asks why a Befuddled Biden chose to forgo his mask in a restaurant and risk breathing his germs on fellow patrons’ meals.
Selection 4: In which Doocy lovingly informs Jen Psaki that her answer was unsatisfactory bullcrap of inferior quality.
Selection 5: In which Doocy inquires why Biden broke yet another campaign promise by attempting to force his will on the Department of Justice.
Selection 6: In which Doocy reminds Psaki how very, very much she sucks at answering direct questions with direct answers.
Selection 7: In which Doocy underscores what a blatant liar and power-hungry autocrat we have in the White House.
Yes, Peter Doocy is truly an American hero and we citizens of this grand Republic owe him a debt of gratitude for his service to country.
And now, Mock n’ Rob.
https://omny.fm/shows/mock-rob/a-full-on-psaki-doocy-cat-fight
