America, we are facing an aggressive and ruthless adversary the likes of which we have never encountered on our domestic shores.
He’s vicious… He’s furry… and he’s ravenously hungry due to a lack of available quality dumpster scraps.
The reason: COVID-19, the invisible enemy is lurking everywhere. He could be watching you this very moment as you sit, pants at ankles, bum on toilet, reading this very article on your filthy, germ-infested smartphone. How would you know whether Mr. COVID if there or not? He’s invisible.
Perhaps you sense his presence, a disturbance in the force, his hot breath barrelling down on the back of your neck. Is it COVID? No, it’s just Joe Biden creeping around the ladies’ room again.
But back to rodents…
The CDC issued a warning over the weekend about rodents of unusual size displaying signs of aggression and irrational behavior due to the disruption in their food supply.
“Jurisdictions have closed or limited service at restaurants and other commercial establishments to help limit the spread of COVID-19. Rodents rely on the food and waste generated by these establishments. Community-wide closures have led to a decrease in food available to rodents, especially in dense commercial areas. Some jurisdictions have reported an increase in rodent activity as rodents search for new sources of food. Environmental health and rodent control programs may see an increase in service requests related to rodents and reports of unusual or aggressive rodent behavior,” the CDC said.
Tasteful Facts About Rodents:
- Worldwide, rats and mice spread over 35 diseases. These diseases can be spread to humans directly, through the handling of rodents, contact with rodent feces, urine, or saliva, or through rodent bites.
- Diseases carried by rodents can also be spread to humans indirectly, through ticks, mites or fleas that have fed on an infected rodent.
DO NOT TRIFLE WITH THESE RAGEFUL, RABIES-INFESTED MENANCES TO SOCIETY, FRIEND.
Just gaze upon the murderous look in this vicious bast*ard’s eyes.
Take all necessary precautions IMMEDIATELY to prevent yourself from becoming a victim.
Also, listen to Tony Katz.
https://omny.fm/shows/tony-katz-and-the-morning-news/cdc-reports-aggressive-rats
