HIllary Clinton Threatens President Trump on Twitter
Former First Lady, former presidential candidate (two-time loser!), and rumored prolific assassin, Hillary Clinton just issued a disturbing threat to President Donald Trump and the country at large: 'Don't Tempt Me.'
Yikes! Is she planning to kill the President? Is she going to use her underworld connections to bomb the White House? No, the meaning behind Mrs. Bill's words is FAR more disturbing than that!
It turns out that Benghazi bungler, frequent fainter, and woman who is single-handedly bringing the oversized house dress back into fashion, Hillary Clinton is threatening to run for president in 2020.
Here's what led to Hillary's latest threat against America: President Donald Trump issued a tweet Wednesday morning urging Clinton to enter the 2020 race for president. In response, the woman who managed to get a bunch of innocent people killed during her tenure as Secretary of State shot back: "Don't tempt me. Do your job."
Don’t tempt me. Do your job.— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) October 8, 2019
But she's just joking, right? Right? RIGHT? WRONG!
Then in an interview with PBS' Judy Woodruff, Clinton said this in response to a question about Trump's urging her to run again: "So maybe there does need to be a re-match. I mean, obviously I can beat him again." (Woodruff noted via Twitter that Clinton added that she was joking.)
Those comments come just a few weeks after Clinton drew tons of media attention by referring to Trump as a "corrupt human tornado" in an interview with CBS. In that same interview, she said this of the 2016 and 2020 campaigns: "I believe that, look there were many funny things that happened in my election that will not happen again. And I'm hoping that both the public and press understand the way Trump plays the game."
Let's break this down, shall we?
First: Hills, you didn't beat Trump. If you had, your amply-sized bottom would be warming the executive chair in the Oval Office - that place where your husband used to get BJs from tubby interns.
Second: Voting patterns and campaign strategies are influenced by the current electoral system. Thus, we have no idea whether you could win the popular vote in a legitimate head-to-head match-up.
Important Notice: I, Brian Baker, am NOT suicidal.
WIBC host Tony Katz addressed the Twitter dust-up between Clinton and Trump Wednesday afternoon. According to Katz, Hillary Clinton has never accomplished anything that wasn't given to her by a man. Click the link below to hear Tony's full commentary.