Impeachment Porn: The Kinkiest Porn Around

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Impeachment Porn: The Kinkiest Porn Around

Forget Foreplay and Three-Ways; Impeachment Porn is the New Turn On for Democrats.

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Mmm... Porn. You know the routine: a glass of wine... an empty house... lights turned down and security cameras off... It's naughty time!

Yes, but as you reach for that "special" VHS tape that's stealthily tucked inside a well-worn and innocent-looking box for the rarely watched cinema classic "Speed Zone," you have a revelation: "This is the first time you've had the house all to yourself in over year.

Hot dog, this calls for something a little extra special! This calls for the kinkiest porn available outside of Thailand! This calls for impeachment porn!! 

Ah, but where do you find impeachment porn? MSNBC, of course!

You see, the Democrats have themselves a little problem. They know that even if President Trump were to be impeached and, even more unlikely, removed, that would only put Mike Pence in the Oval Office. What to do??

That’s where MSNBC contributor and former Watergate prosecutor Jill Wine-Banks comes onto the scene. Over the weekend, Wine-Banks sensually explained during an appearance on Joy Reid's MSNBC program a super erotic scenario that could make Nancy Pelosi the next President:

Mmm...

President Pelosi. Liberals would definitely need themselves a crap ton of tissues to wipe up if something like that ever came to pass.

And scene.

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