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We gave the road roulette wheel a hefty spin for this weekend, and low and behold it landed on “south side” for like the thousandth time this construction season. Johnson County to downtown drivers need to polish off their U.S. 31 boots and dust off their special rerouting...
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(Photo Credit: WISH TV) Prepare yourselves, downtown commuters. We’re losing a key interchange on I-70 this Monday , and the closure lands smack dab in the middle of rush hour while lasting a whole week. The heavily travelled ramps to and from I-70 and Meridian St. will close...
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(Photo Credit: WISH TV) In early July, the ramps at 38th St. and Kessler Blvd. closed for a restoration project, and drivers have been treated to a labyrinth of reroutes around the 38th St/I-65 corridor on the northwest side ever since. This created another traffic splurge in...
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My ancestors used to spin a yarn for the youngsters. They said lighting a candle in a dark bathroom and chanting “I-465 sucks” three times would summon a paver that would flatten you. Legend goes, do it in tongues and you’ll immaculately conceive a traffic cone (it doesn’t birth...
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(Photo Credit: IndyGo - @IndyGoBus) The Red Line launches this Sunday, September 1st, and we need to be fully prepped on some of the traffic abnormalities the high speed bus service will bring. There are questions surrounding "bus only" lanes, street configurations, and riding...
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(Photo Credit: INDOT) Traffic this week was a monster, as in a wretched shape shifter that steals baby souls with cat breath while collecting dirty diapers thrown onto the roadway by disgusting, felonious human beings that should lose their licenses for consecutive lifetimes. No...
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You’re a dog, I-465. Way to roll over like the rest of them. You can take your fancy resurfacing project and lodge it up your gore point. Abandoning us on the southeast side? Don’t expect a candygram. You’re filth. Excrement from a motherless goat. You chose the dark side, and...
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(Photo Credit: Eric Berman, WIBC News) All week, the I-70 closure - a premier stretch of interstate linking Indianapolis International Airport to downtown - has pushed an unholy amount of traffic to parts unknown, forcing commuters to use a side street through the city or slog...
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We have another big honkin’ closure happening Friday night. This one is going to last nine days, during which you’ll miss your flight, get fired, and find your significant other shacked up with a sexy dairy farmer. A positive? The closure will reintroduce east-west travelers to...