14 Relatable Tweets About Potholes in Indiana
Pothole season is back, and by the looks of it, it's here to stay.
You see, Indiana is considered the "Crossroads of America". But how can we call it that when our roads aren't really driveable? I think we should change our slogan to something a little more accurate... "Pothole Central", "Honest-to-Potholes Indiana", "Restart your Engines... more like Get New Tires Everytime I Drive On The Road" or my all time favorite, "Oh, you just had your wheels aligned? Take a drive through here and the roads will screw that up real quick."
Okay, those may be a little long, and may even defer people from coming to the motherland of potholes. But at least people will know what they're getting themselves into. I mean, half the time I don't even know there's a pothole until I hit one and all of a sudden I feel like I've gotten a concussion. Or I see one right before I'm about to hit it and I swerve so hard I dislocate my shoulder.
The pothole epidemic is real. And luckily, thanks to Twitter, I know I'm not alone:
every time I hit a pothole I die a little inside
— Maddie Koss (@maddiekoss) February 7, 2019
just hit a 3 bedroom 2 bath pothole on 38th
— timmy turner w a burner (@timmmybrownn) February 9, 2019
Okay, but does it have a spacious backyard and a two-car garage too?
Dear Indiana, your potholes have officially reached a new level pic.twitter.com/ytKa8Hv4tQ
— Syd (@sydwill32) February 7, 2019
Fun Indiana game: avoid the potholes
— Genebabe (@HiItsGenevieve) February 11, 2019
driving w/ the Indiana potholes is like a game of Mario kart at this point
— rae ☀️ (@raecascio) February 9, 2019
avoiding potholes while driving in Indiana is an Olympic sport
— lauren salela (@lauren_salela) February 11, 2019
Driving in Indiana isn’t even trying to get from one place to another, it’s an intense game of Spot The Potholes Before You Blow a Tire
— Hailey Eltzroth (@EltzrothHailey) February 10, 2019
And your prize? Having to spend $1,000 on new tires!
Other than winter, spring, summer and fall, I think Indianapolis needs to adopt a 5th season......pothole season
— Mary Petruzzi (@MaryPetruzzi) February 9, 2019
I see we’ve reached Indiana’s dreaded 5th season of the year: pothole season. pic.twitter.com/HMTlcQxuGo
— Sam Opsahl (@Sam_Opsahl) February 7, 2019
I think pothole season is more of a year round thing...
Indiana is turning into one big pothole
— Katherine (@QueenKat____) February 9, 2019
Indiana’s potholes so big, they turnin’ turn signals on
— Drew Bollenbacher (@_bollenbacher_) February 8, 2019
And your engine light... and your TPMS light...
If you don't complain about potholes are you really from Indiana?
— Carlz Dickens (@CarlzMossberg) February 7, 2019
If you don't post about potholes on Twitter did you actually hit a pothole?
They need to change the sign you see coming into Indiana from "Crossroads of America" to "Pothole Epicenter"
— TylerrrTyty (@ma_totes) February 8, 2019
Just saw a sign that said “Caution Potholes Ahead” and I had to do a double take because at first I thought it said “Welcome To Indiana”
— Ashten Neukam (@smashten23) February 7, 2019
Let's make this happen.