This Person Swiping With Their Bare Feet On A Plane Should Be On The No Fly List

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This Person Swiping With Their Bare Feet On A Plane Should Be On The No Fly List

There are a few rules about air travel that cannot be broken, and this is absolutely one of them.

 

In what world, planet, or universe is this OK?

 

I feel like the top three unspoken rules of air travel are:

 

3. Don’t say bomb

2. Don’t fart or at least keep the SBD (silent but deadly for those over 12)

1. KEEP YOUR FREAKING SHOES ON

 

Folks, I know you’re trying to get comfortable to settle in on a flight, but this isn’t your home. Being on a plane is essentially just a workspace 30,000 feet in the air.

 

You wouldn’t reach the ol’ dogs up in the air at your desk and start swiping through your computer screen.

 

Heck no. You’d be kindly asked to stop, or even better, to leave permanently and seek help.

 

I feel like this is something the aliens in Area 51 would see and laugh.

 

“hahaha oh we thought these humans might eventually move on from their primal state but here we are millenniums later and they’re still resorting to their natural ways.”

 

Looking beyond the fact that it’s incredibly gross and should put this person on the No Fly List, their ingenuity can’t be denied.

 

Again, in the comfort of their own home this act of innovation deserves applause and the “dad move of the year” award.

 

But stuck in a death trap 30,000 feet in the air with a bunch of people who already hate you (and everyone else), this move warrants a move down to the carriage and possibly even tossed out of the plane.

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