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Tell Us your BEST Dad Joke

We've all heard them. We've all said them. We've all found them funny one way or another. So let's see who's got the best dad jokes for Father's Day

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Dad's are some of the funniest people in the world - and they have the jokes to prove it.

Dad jokes may be a little cringe-worthy, but there's still nothing funnier than an overused, old pun delivered by the man who spends 10-minutes looking for his glasses when they've been on his head the whole time (sorry dad).

So in honor of Father's Day this weekend, we wanted to hear your BEST dad joke. We're talkin' the ones that make our eyes roll to the back of our heads. (Don't worry dads, if you get that kind of response you know it was a killer joke).

Here are some of the few that made us chuckle:

Holly, West Lafayette

I'd say to my dad, "this steak tastes tough." His reply, "it would be tougher if you didn't have any."

 

Steve, Carmel

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

 

K.A., Indianapolis

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America? Because FREEDOM RINGS!

 

Charles, Muncie

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? "Hey, do you smell carrots?"

 

Jeremy, Cays

Earlier this week when I was getting ready for work I heard my oldest (he's 4) tell my wife that he was a clock. She thought he tolder her he was a cuckoo clock. He told her, "No, no mommy. I'm a choo-choo clock!" Without missing a beak I walk in to the room and go, "A choo-choo clock? Did you have to train for that?"

 

Kelly, Cambridge City

Where's the best place to be when you're cold? in the corner; it's always 90 degrees there.

 

MJ, Broad Ripple

Jumper cables walk into a bar. Bartender says you can stay, but don't start anything! (Dedicated to my daughter Jessica).

 

Andy, Greensburg

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"

 

Rich, McCordsville

When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway.

 

Willie, Fishers

I was watching 'My Strange Addiction' the other night and they featured a guy that liked to eat thesauruses. Weird, righty? He'd rip the pages out and roll them up and put them in the oven to bake. He made himself "synonym rolls".

 

Submit your dad joke below! Remember, stay punny. Happy Father's Day to all those dad's who make us laugh.

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