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House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said on Monday that America “needs a strong Republican Party, not a cult” during a climate festival in Miami, Florida.

Response: Hey, Nance, we need you to stop fueling inflation through reckless spending, fix the supply chain issues so babies can get their formula, protect the border, open the pipeline, and stop all restrictions on fuel production in this country. Crime is up over 32% since this administration has been running things. Inflation is at a 40-year high. Most districts in U.S. cities are now unaffordable for Black Americans. In short, we need you and other career politicians – Democrats and Republicans – to retire. Thanks so much!

Pelosi also stated that she wants the Republican Party to “take back the party” to a time when they cared about a “woman’s right to choose and the environment.”

Response: Hi, Nance. Me again. When was the Republican party ever in favor of slaughtering babies in the womb? We remember when Democrats opposed the Civil Rights Act of 1964. We remember when Democrats called to defund the police. We even remember when you called the Hunter Biden laptop story “Russian disinformation.” But when was the Republican party pro-infanticide? Memory fails me.

Also, we need you to stop paying lip service to the environment while simultaneously jet-setting across the globe in luxury, living in massive energy-wasting mansions, and bragging about your freezer full of gormet deserts while more than half the country is struggling to buy groceries.

And finally, if you could fix your dentures, that would be great. Sorry to get personal, but it’s grossing me out.

General Observation: Nancy Pelosi is what someone looks like when they combine vodka, Xanax, and stool softener.

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