Traffic

Weekend Traffic: Detestable, Deplorable, Sucky

(Photo Credit: INDOT)

Traffic this week was a monster, as in a wretched shape shifter that steals baby souls with cat breath while collecting dirty diapers thrown onto the roadway by disgusting, felonious human beings that should lose their licenses for consecutive lifetimes.

No really, someone littered a diaper out of a moving vehicle. It hit a cop car.

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