(Photo Credit: INDOT)
Traffic this week was a monster, as in a wretched shape shifter that steals baby souls with cat breath while collecting dirty diapers thrown onto the roadway by disgusting, felonious human beings that should lose their licenses for consecutive lifetimes.
No really, someone littered a diaper out of a moving vehicle. It hit a cop car.
Littering is always bad….
Littering by throwing a used diaper out of the car window right in front of a police officer is asking for a ticket…
….especially when diaper hits said police officer’s