Is your child riddled with delusions of self-sufficiency, hard work, and a burning desire for economic independence and security? If so, he or she could be suffering from a condition known as “American Exceptionalism.”
Those who suffer from “American Exceptionalism” pose a grave risk to the development and sustainability of the new American Socialist utopia, often declaring their misguided belief in the values of a government of the people, by the people, and for the people.
Common Symptoms May Include the Following:
- Belief in and support of the Second Amendment as interpreted by responsible, law-abiding gun owners.
- A belief in the unregulated and equal application of the First Amendment for all American citizens – even if that citizen is a registered Republican.
- A resistance to infanticide, post-birth abortion, and a belief that children resulting from rape or incest have value to humanity.
- Strong moral character and a belief in traditional family values.
- A selfish desire to work hard, keep what they earn, and someday own an SUV.
- A belief in a private healthcare system, freedom of choice, and a resistance to paying health insurance premiums that are triple the size of the average family’s mortgage payment.
- A belief that a woman can win a presidential election.
- A reluctance to acknowledge that Barack Obama is solely responsible for all American economic prosperity during, after, and even before his Presidency.
- An understanding of world history as it was taught in the American public school system prior to 1979.
- A failure to think and believe as he or she is told.
- A preference for Capitalism over Socialism.
- A pattern of failing to recycle glass, aluminum, and failed systems of government.
- Support of the Electoral College.
- A strong and uncompromising belief in secure borders.
- A tendency to solve problems and make decisions via rational thought and logic rather than emotion.
- An I.Q. above 7.
- A refusal to embrace and profess a belief in all 58 unique genders.
- A preference for Fox News over CNN.
If your child has been infected with “American Exceptionalism,” there is hope. Contact one of our stoic and apathetic recruitment officers today to find out how you can turn your wayward youth around via forced indoctrination at the “Bernie Sanders Socialist Summer Camp” in the Champlain Islands, where there’s no probable means of escape.
Learn more about our Summer 2020 curriculum by clicking the link below.
Also, listen to the Chicks on the Right and Producer Rob eviscerate Bernie Sanders and his three homes.
https://omny.fm/shows/chicks-on-the-right/speed-round-finding-bernies-summer-camp
